Military, media, muggawuggamumfer

More evidence that the yellow, turd-sniffing, scabby media is against our glorious, forthright, straight-backed, shiny, unfailingly honest military. How dare they.

Also, by a remarkable coincidence, this is also dead-on proof that the New York Times is in league with Newsweek, and is publishing this article to cover up that magazine's heinous crimes. The vast left-wing, liberal media network is clearly on the rise and will stoop to any level to smear our exalted leaders.

Newly released documents show that detainees at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, complained repeatedly to F.B.I. agents about disrespectful handling of the Koran by military personnel and, in one case in 2002, said they had flushed a Koran down a toilet.