Thursday, May 26, 2005

What do you serve with roast weasel?


...Amnesty International accused the Bush administration on Wednesday of condoning "atrocious" human rights violations...


In response, Scott McClellan, the White House [spokesweasel], said: "I think the allegations are ridiculous, and unsupported by the facts. The United States is leading the way when it comes to protecting human rights and promoting human dignity. We have liberated 50 million people in Iraq and Afghanistan. We have worked to advance freedom and democracy in the world so that people are governed under a rule of law, that there are protections in place for minority rights, that women's rights are advanced so that women can fully participate in societies where now they cannot."
In a related story, Lucifer announced that he has sharpened to a fine point the spit on which Scottie will roast over hot coals for all of eternity. Yum yum!


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