Friday, November 25, 2005


With all the recent talk about withdrawal plans from Iraq, I got to wondering what would be an acceptable vision of the country, in the view of Bubble Boy and Go Fuck Yourself.

The most accurate picture I could come up with is a modified version of "The Road Warrior." The wasteland would be OK with the administration - not our country, after all, and we don't do nation-building. The big difference would be with the drilling and refinery operations. The ragtag bunch of good guys from the film would be replaced by your big oil companies, and your perimeter defense of these operations would be replaced by the military of the U.S. of A.

A knife and a school bus? You mean, you still haven't gotten supplies from the Pentagon?

I don't know the Iraqi insurgency would go in for metal face masks or Native American head-dress, but I don't think that's really relevant.

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