Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Could someone hit rewind?

White House Press Room To Be Closed For Makeover

With the administration moving ahead with plans to renovate the dirty and decaying press room off the West Wing of the White House, spokesman Scott McClellan -- or his replacement, if he steps aside before then...

With Fitzgerald getting ready for round 2 of the indictments, Abramoff getting ready to sing like a canary, and most other Republicans of note with their own legal problems, the White House is considering the following for McClellan's replacement:

The Spokesbot 40

The continuous loop will contain some variation of the following phrase:

"For me to even respond to that question would force me to talk about an ongoing investigation and legal proceeding, and we've been directed not to do that."


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