Friday, January 27, 2006

The greatest existential threat our country has ever known

The president has sworn to protect the people and the HoneyBaked Ham stores of this country from the threats of the Veganofascists, and their dark dreams of a world of split pea soup made without ham.

It is clear, then, that the president needs to have all of the tools available to him, regardless of the law.

(Via memeorandum)


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