Bush Set To Send Guard to Border

Perhaps some clever Democratic congresscritter could propose legislation that would tie funding for this little stunt, to funding for an equal force to patrol our northern border. Whatever number of troops we deploy south, we deploy that number along the Canadian border also.

We can't let those Canooks come down to take jobs and money away from the American taxpayer, after all.

Secure BOTH borders! Any other proposal is arbitrary and not serious.