Specter's Uneasy Relationship With White House Is Revealed in a Letter to Cheney

Shorter Dick Cheney: I fuck. I do not get fucked. I do not give reach-arounds. You can bend over, or I can find another bitch to fuck.

Also, and paraphrasing Animal House: If you mention the Constitution again, I'll have your legs broken.

And another thing. When Dick Cheney hears the words "public servant," do you think he barks out a sarcastic laugh? Levels a blank, uncomprehending stare? How does he react?