If the real world were a work of fiction, there would be

A. a lightning strike
B. a laugh track
C. an omnipresent narrator saying something like "with no apparent irony"

whenever Bubble Boy uses the word "realism."

"This business about graceful exit just simply has no realism to it at all," Bush said.

Adding, "Because, you see, I've fucked things up good over there. How you gonna exit gracefully from that mess? Nope, no graceful exit for us - we're stayin'."