Ice mass snaps free from Canada's Arctic

A giant ice shelf has snapped free from an island south of the North Pole, scientists said Thursday, citing climate change as a "major" reason for the event.

"Climate change," pffft. Ask Michael Crichton, he'll tell you it wuz terrorists with underwater bombs who are trying to make it look like global warming, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a pussyass mushminded fool.