Thursday, May 26, 2005

What do you serve with roast weasel?


...Amnesty International accused the Bush administration on Wednesday of condoning "atrocious" human rights violations...


In response, Scott McClellan, the White House [spokesweasel], said: "I think the allegations are ridiculous, and unsupported by the facts. The United States is leading the way when it comes to protecting human rights and promoting human dignity. We have liberated 50 million people in Iraq and Afghanistan. We have worked to advance freedom and democracy in the world so that people are governed under a rule of law, that there are protections in place for minority rights, that women's rights are advanced so that women can fully participate in societies where now they cannot."
In a related story, Lucifer announced that he has sharpened to a fine point the spit on which Scottie will roast over hot coals for all of eternity. Yum yum!

Military, media, muggawuggamumfer

More evidence that the yellow, turd-sniffing, scabby media is against our glorious, forthright, straight-backed, shiny, unfailingly honest military. How dare they.

Also, by a remarkable coincidence, this is also dead-on proof that the New York Times is in league with Newsweek, and is publishing this article to cover up that magazine's heinous crimes. The vast left-wing, liberal media network is clearly on the rise and will stoop to any level to smear our exalted leaders.

Newly released documents show that detainees at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, complained repeatedly to F.B.I. agents about disrespectful handling of the Koran by military personnel and, in one case in 2002, said they had flushed a Koran down a toilet.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Say what

What exactly was Senator Frist talking about yesterday anyway?

What's an "upper down?" Is he popping pills or something - an "upper" "down the hatch" maybe?

I hate this post already.